butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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