In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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