he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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