Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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