Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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