ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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