If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
nutella sex= disaster
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
