I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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