Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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