just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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