I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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