No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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