yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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