Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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