I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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