I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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