question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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