somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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