I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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