Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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