But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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