I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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