just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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