Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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