put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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