They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
