Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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