So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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