Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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