Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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