This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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