He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
ttyl tear gas
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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