I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize