and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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