i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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