apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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