I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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