Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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