We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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