Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
how drunk are you?
Several
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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