Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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