Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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