Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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