I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
