Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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