Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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