Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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