I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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