Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize