he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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