Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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