I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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