I bet he comes in French.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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